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He can’t turn water into wine, but boy, does he know how to play Reggie. Stevie arrives to the store, eyes blazing, legs shaking.He just came from the Canary’s this morning.– My man!I smile and attempt to do a handshake, but he falls of his bike during parking. “Bhro, I’m so fucking high right now” – He says, as if tumbling on the concrete floor didn’t give it away.– Let’s get some… Read More
You’d be crazy to miss this. It all starts with a plan, filled with the kind of ideas most of us would reject the second our brain comes up with them.To be honest, I wasn’t fully aware of the consequences, but I knew one thing: A snowball would start to roll down on a hill, and soon turn into an avalanche moving towards the building of the Chamber of Commerce. We were… Read More
And so began the War on Mentality. I was supposed to get to the airport with a little help, along with a “Goede reis”, but the promise behind that broke like a thin tulip against the wind.Pinky-swears are still a thing. When I got to the gates, a legénybúcsú1 crew was on the lose, men dressed like Vikings came to conquer, but their only weapons were folk music and fake beards –… Read More
They might call you crazy, and they might be right. I stood there for a solid 30 seconds before I walked in.Not many of us made such a decision in our History, and I had no idea what would happen if I stepped in. All I knew was a line from Google translate:“Hoi, ik zou graag mijn haarkleur naar lichtroze veranderen1“– Licht….roze?“Precies“– Aahmmm… okay…. 20 minutes later I had the appointment. It… Read More
Your soul is not for sale. After the intoxicating evening, our bodies were drained and lazy. Eventually our lips would find their way to start the engines and make our heart race, yet if you try to get a Woman out of bed while She’s comfortable cuddling, well –Not today. After satisfying our hunger through destroying calories, we realized that we need something to eat. How great it is that the kitchen… Read More
Road to a New Life 